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This DOES NOT mean there is naked giggle-giggle nasty stuff here. This just means we are sick of looking at you damn kids.
And you're ruining the lawn, for fuck's sake. This means if you are not a grown up, you must
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Please ensure you are not overmodulating the ports! (If you are using a Windows™ computer, choose Tools | Internet Options | Advanced
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that annoying little dog of yours. Or, we could kill the dog for you, I mean, we're not married
to methods at all. We just want the dog dead. Stupid, overmodulated dog.)